Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
~ Mark Twain

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Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.
~ Mark Twain

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If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
~ Mark Twain

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Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
~ Mark Twain

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