It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.
~ Mark Twain
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It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.
~ Mark Twain
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The only reason why God created man is because
he was disappointed with the monkey.
~ Mark Twain
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
~ Mark Twain
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To put it in rude, plain, unpalatable words — true patriotism, real patriotism is: loyalty not to a family and a fiction, but a loyalty to the nation itself.
~ Mark Twain
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
~ Mark Twain
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He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it — namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.
~ Mark Twain
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Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
~ Mark Twain
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To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology.
~ Mark Twain
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