Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
~ Mark Twain

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To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of all American art.
~ Mark Twain

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No accident ever comes late; it always arrives precisely on time.
~ Mark Twain

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Biographies are but clothes and buttons of the man — the biography of the man himself cannot be written.
~ Mark Twain

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The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
~ Mark Twain

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Virtue never has been as respectable as money.
~ Mark Twain

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