France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
~ Mark Twain

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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion — several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn’t straight.
~ Mark Twain

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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
~ Mark Twain

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success will be sure.
~ Mark Twain

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
~ Mark Twain

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Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
~ Mark Twain

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
~ Mark Twain

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To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of all American art.
~ Mark Twain

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