Inconsiderate to the last, Josef Stalin, a man who never had to meet a deadline, had the bad taste to die in installments.
~ A. J. Liebling

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I can write faster than anyone who can write better, and I can write better than anyone who can write faster.
~ A. J. Liebling

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People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
~ A. J. Liebling

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Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.
~ A. J. Liebling

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You can hope for lucky encounters only if you walk around a lot.
~ A. J. Liebling

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