If anybody needs a day off it’s Cameron. He’s got a lotta things to sort out before he graduates. He can’t be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate’ll kill him.
~ Ferris Bueller

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
~ Ferris Bueller

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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.
~ Ferris Bueller

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