Virtue never has been as respectable as money.
~ Mark Twain
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The funniest things are the forbidden.
~ Mark Twain
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
~ Mark Twain
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Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
~ Mark Twain
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Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.
~ Mark Twain
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
~ Mark Twain
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
~ Mark Twain
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The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of ungraceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.
~ Mark Twain
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others. But for the Civil War, Lincoln and Grant and Sherman and Sheridan would not have been discovered, nor have risen into notice.
~ Mark Twain
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The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.
~ Mark Twain
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