Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our hardness yields, all our irritations and resentments flit away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
~ Mark Twain

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Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
~ Mark Twain

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Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
~ Mark Twain

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Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.
~ Mark Twain

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
~ Mark Twain

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The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of ungraceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.
~ Mark Twain

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To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of all American art.
~ Mark Twain

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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
~ Mark Twain

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