Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor even help arrange it.
~ Will Rogers

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I never met a man I didn’t like.
~ Will Rogers

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Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
~ Will Rogers

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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
~ Will Rogers

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
~ Will Rogers

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
~ Will Rogers

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That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
~ Will Rogers

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We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile.
~ Will Rogers

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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it, that we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
~ Will Rogers

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You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
~ Will Rogers

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