We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile.
~ Will Rogers

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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it, that we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
~ Will Rogers

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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
~ Will Rogers

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
~ Will Rogers

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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
~ Will Rogers

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You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
~ Will Rogers

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You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
~ Will Rogers

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We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
~ Will Rogers

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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
~ Will Rogers

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