No accident ever comes late; it always arrives precisely on time.
~ Mark Twain
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No accident ever comes late; it always arrives precisely on time.
~ Mark Twain
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Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
~ Mark Twain
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
~ Mark Twain
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success will be sure.
~ Mark Twain
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I haven’t a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.
~ Mark Twain
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.
~ Mark Twain
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One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.
~ Mark Twain
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
~ Mark Twain
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our hardness yields, all our irritations and resentments flit away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
~ Mark Twain
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Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
~ Mark Twain
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