Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
~ Mark Twain

:::

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion — several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn’t straight.
~ Mark Twain

:::

He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.
~ Mark Twain

:::

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
~ Mark Twain

:::

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.
~ Mark Twain

:::

Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
~ Mark Twain

:::

Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
~ Mark Twain

:::

If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
~ Mark Twain

:::

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success will be sure.
~ Mark Twain

:::