We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
~ Will Rogers

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We all can’t be heroes, for someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
~ Will Rogers

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We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.
~ Will Rogers

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
~ Will Rogers

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Personally, I have always felt the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter — he’s got to just know.
~ Will Rogers

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