You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
~ Will Rogers

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
~ Will Rogers

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We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
~ Will Rogers

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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
~ Will Rogers

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